Cristiano Ronaldo eats on the toilet

[LOGLINE] Cristiano Ronaldo, in a moment of sheer absurdity, is seen eating a lavish meal while seated on a toilet, blending the worlds of luxury and humor. [SUBJECT & ACTION] Cristiano Ronaldo, with a look of casual enjoyment, takes a bite from a gourmet dish, oblivious to the unusual setting as he sits comfortably on a toilet. [ENVIRONMENT] The bathroom is opulently decorated, featuring marble tiles and a gold-plated toilet, contrasting the elegance of Ronaldo’s meal. [CAMERA & MOVEMENT] Slow zoom-in on Ronaldo's face as he takes a bite; then pan down to reveal the toilet and meal; finally, a steady pull back to capture the entire scene. [BEAT FLOW — 10s] • 0–3.3s: Close-up of Ronaldo’s face, smiling as he lifts the fork to his mouth. • 3.3–6.6s: Camera pans down to show the extravagant meal on a fine china plate, then cuts back to his amused expression. • 6.6–10s: The camera slowly pulls back to reveal the lavish bathroom environment, maintaining a comedic tone as Ronaldo continues to eat. [LIGHTING & COLOR] Warm, soft lighting creates a cozy atmosphere, highlighting the gold accents in the bathroom and the vibrant colors of the food on the plate. [VFX & CLEANUP] Subtle motion blur on the camera movements; stable edges to maintain a polished look throughout the scene. [NEGATIVE DIRECTIVES] No text overlays, no watermarks, no duplicated limbs, avoid jitter/flicker, no floating artifacts, no lip-sync drift.